Nice to meet you, I think...

Soooooo I am finally starting up a blog to organize these weird and twisted thoughts I harbor in my Korean mind.  To start off, my name is Melody.  Last names are irrelevant in this circumstance don't you think? I mean the only reason you'd really like to know is to stalk me, and that in my own hypocrisy is really, really creepy.  From the aforementioned you might have already figured out that I am Korean, I stalk through social networking, and I like my coffee with sugar AND artificial sweetener (yes, my caffeine preferences are deducible from what I have written, if you get to know me better).

I have two babies. A twelve year old girl and a four month old boy.

  This is Pepper, my baby girl.  Acts 1/12th of her age, passions include tennis balls and people.  Dislikes include fly swatters (I swear we don't beat her).

This is Ninja, my 4 month old.  Is more fox-bear-cat-dustball than dog but I still love him. He weighed in at a monstrous 2 lbs last week.   

This is the lair of Bernie the Betta.  I do not remember when I acquired him, but I do know that he will never die.  An admirable quality in a fish.  Bernie, like Pepper and Ninja, is also black.  Guess the saying is true, once you go black.... you end up in a wheelchair.  Oh wait, only for white chicks. Not Koreans, okay.

I guess that is all I should introduce the readers to so as to not scare anybody away.  My postings will be quite random.  Tutorial on ombre hair next? Je ne sais pas.  Ah yes, to add to your confusion my writings may be laced with french phrases (6 years put to good use!).  Leave me comments, requests, queries, and suggestions!